This is David, he’s a pretty swell guy. He’s an Accounting major and a Junior here at Towson.
In addition to being voted the #cutest boy on our team he’s also a pretty good ultimate player. He’s played for Bethesda Watchdogs and Towson Pandatime.
He’s a sports club supervisor for Towson’s Campus Recreation staff, so basically he’s our boss. Please be nice to us David.
David is by all accounts a devastating initiating cutter. Please be nice to our ankles David.
If you see him on campus you probably don’t want to disturb him because he’s working hard on accounting stuff.